He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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