is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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