i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
