love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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