i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he fucked my hip out of place.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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