you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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