Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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