who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
that may or may not have been my penis.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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