just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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