I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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