My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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