careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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