Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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