I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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