I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We are all done wearing pants today
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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