Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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