never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
God, I missed his penis.
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