Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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