so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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