your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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