Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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