somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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