Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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