Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can you bring me the toilet please
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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