Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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