if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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