As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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