my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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