i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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