People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
farters have to be the big spoon...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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