i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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