I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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