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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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