Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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