I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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