the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
All the doctor said was why
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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