problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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