Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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