At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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