i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I looked at my own cervix.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
he just fucked me for my cheese.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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