if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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