Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Randomize
