Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I will be naked everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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