Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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