Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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