There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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