Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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