I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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