would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
