But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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