Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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