Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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