hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i would punch a child for taco bell
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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