Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
