Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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