Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
This baby is an asshole
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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